So how'd your day start??

Everything here is going o.k.
Unless you bring up the topic of escape artist chickens that wind up in the neighbors yard, and hubby waking you up this morning to announce.."I let the chickens out this morning at 6 and now they are in the neighbors yard and you gotta go get them"
And you are like "huh?" why'd you do that?? I only let them out at like 11 in the morning and then they stay home usually and come back into the cage"
(and your thinking..o.k. so your the one that let them out, but now you're saying I gotta go get them..huh??)
And his reply.."well, they were clucking real loud and I didn't want the neighbors to have a problem."
So..there you are groggy eyed and hurrying to comb your hair just in case the neighbors(some of whom you've never met) see you.
And you are out by the fence trying to coax a stupid chicken that can't figure out how to hop back up onto the fence..to "come on girl."

Finally you get fed up cause..

number 1....the puppy is starting to bark because you are late on letting him out and you just know he's gonna pee his kennel and towel if you don't get him out to go potty, and you've had to wash his towel about 4 times already this week...
2. the daughter is hollering " I gotta go pee and I'm hungry now!"
And 3. the stupid chicken keeps running up and down the fence line and can't figure out how to get back over.So..you finally say.."dad blame it! let it get run over or whatever ..who cares. If it comes back fine, if it doesn't who gives a darn."LOL So...that was my morning...how was yours??LOL
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~The Garden Goose~